“My name is Josh, and I know how dating works now. I’ve no patience for bullshit. If the girl does not fuck the first day, on the first date, it’s not for me. I’m on the apps to fuck. So, here is how our first date went. She did it all: blowjob, cowgirl, doggystyle…. She passed, we may have a second date.”

She needs to do doggy on the first day!